Who needs toys?

First baby = purchasing every toy imaginable out there that received rave reviews that Fisher Price and every other baby company makes.

Second baby= making sure that all favorite toys from baby #1 are working properly and still in good condition and then purchasing all the newest trends and best toys that the companies are currently making.

Third baby= a tiny basket in the corner of the room with the 2 remaining toys from baby #1 (oops, did something just fall off of it?) plus the few teething items you received on diaper cakes.

Because by the third baby, motherhood has made you smarter and you realize they don't play with the toys anyways.

No matter how many times we move her away she finds them in EVERY room...
"Ooooh, what's down there?"

"Let me take a closer look!"

"Or perhaps even a lick!"

Classy Maddy, real classy!

Who needs toys when you've got air vents?